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Incapabilities
As a marketing distribution and communication firm, there are lots of things we’re really, really good at. However, like all companies, we do have our limitations. And we believe it’s best to be honest and upfront.
We suck at foosball. And we don’t have a ping-pong table, a dartboard, or a winning fantasy football team.
We can’t pick you up and fly you to a meeting in our Gulfstream. Primarily because we don’t have a Gulfstream.
We also don’t have a 50 person creative team. So, we’re sorry, but we can’t charge you for a 50 person creative team.
We can’t spend $500,000 to win your business, regardless of the size of your advertising budget. Well, we could, but we wouldn’t. Especially when $500,000 could build like 100 homes in Haiti, it’s kind of hard to justify the expense.
We can’t blame things on the idiot creatives in our New York office, the tech geeks in L.A. or the damn AEs in London. All of our idiot creatives, tech geeks and damn AEs are right here in Indiana. Which we think is a good thing. Because what we lose in scapegoating ability, we gain in accountability and communication.
So there it is. We hope that you’ll still want to work with us.
Incapabilities
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As a marketing distribution and communication firm, there are lots of things we’re really, really good at. However, like all companies, we do have our limitations. And we believe it’s best to be honest and upfront.
We suck at foosball. And we don’t have a ping-pong table, a dartboard, or a beanbag chair.
We can’t pick you up and fly you to a meeting in our Gulfstream. Primarily because we don’t have a Gulfstream.
We also don’t have a 50 person creative team. So, we’re sorry, but we can’t charge you for a 50 person creative team.
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We can’t spend $500,000 to win your business, regardless of the size of your advertising budget. Well, we could, but we wouldn’t. Especially when $500,000 could build like 100 homes in Haiti, it’s kind of hard to justify the expense.
We can’t blame things on the idiot creatives in our New York office, the tech geeks in L.A. or the damn AEs in London. All of our idiot creatives, tech geeks and damn AEs are right here in Indiana. Which we think is a good thing. Because what we lose in scapegoating ability, we gain in accountability and communication.
So there it is. We hope that you’ll still want to work with us.
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